Titanic Cock
Last week my friend and I were making up porn movie titles based on other movies. The only one I came up with was “Titanic Cock.” I have no future in porn, at least not the writing side.
So now I’m finishing my book with Titanic on in the background and the silly love scene in the car under the deck is making me hot. Because I haven’t had sex in two months. I’m pathetic.
I need a trip to the taco truck with a 40 in my hand.
